Michael Daum

This is rich. Apparently some Canadian contractors entered the US carrying some commemorative quarters in their change. The quarters had a red poppy inset, which here is a symbol by which we remember our soldiers on Remembrance Day. Unused to the concept of creativity in currency design, the US spymasters dissected the thing — and “found” a nefarious nanotechnology device! High alert was raised of course, and the good citizens lived to be afraid for yet another day. All is well.

Update: Story’s been dugg

Update 2: Now it’s been slashdotted